English is a tough language to learn:

Me: "Will, you need to tell Mommy you are sorry for losing your temper and yelling."
Will: "Mommy, I'm sorry for losing my temperture and yelling."

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Daddy: I'm getting the knot out of this and then you can have it.
Will: Did someone wipe their nose on it?
Mommy: Daddy said KNOT, not snot.