Tina was out for the evening so I let the Tort have ice cream.  He decided that he wanted two scoops and was very determined to make sure I gave him exactly two.  Since mom wasn't home I offered some toppings:

Me: "Would you like cool whip?"

TT: "Yes"

Me: "Would you like chocolate syrup?"

TT: "Oooh, yeah, I LIKE chocolate syrup."

Me: "Would you like ketchup?"  (he LOVES ketchup)

TT: "No, Silly Daddy, Ketchup is for chicken nuggets and vegetables."

Whew, glad we cleared that up.