1. Our Cat. We haven't seen her for over 2 weeks. We're are the point where I'm about to give away the giant bag of cat food I'd JUST bought.  I hate to say it but I'm not that sad.  She was the cat that NEVER purred.  She just gave out an annoying "MEOW" that sounded demanding and/or whiny.  And when I was dealing with 2 whiny kids first thing in the morning, I wasn't that thrilled to be dealing with the cat as well. Her one redeming feature was how good she was with the boys. She'd put up with them–sometimes even lick their heads when they'd snuggle next to her (other times she'd run away and then they would have fun chasing her around the house).  They haven't seemed too phased by her missing. 

2. Fall.  We have had the warmest September in a long time, setting records (last week we broke the record with a high of 92) and keeping the need for shorts through this month and into the start of next. We'll get a cool day every now and then, and then we warm back up. This week we're going to be 15 degrees above normal for October.  I'm wanting the cool days of fall!  I keep reminding myself to get outside as much as possible and enjoy it, we'll be stuck inside with cold soon enough! But I find myself longing for a cool rainy day to make beef stew and cozy up inside. :-) While it's been warm, it's been much drier so it has been beautiful weather with lots of clear, bright blue skies.  Between the warmth and the dry summer/fall we've had, the leaves are predicted to fall pretty quickly this year, so we won't have a long, colorful foliage either.  So we're working on enjoying it while we can!

3. My Memory.  I'd been writing this in my head for a few days, and hand a few more idea of funny things to put here.  But I forgot them, I'm sorry you're stuck with the non-funny ones.